Alternative sources of income?
September 28, 2010 - 4:50pm
Written by Rachel Fine
Sal likes creepy porn. I don’t think this comes as a shock to any of us, but this week, we share a chip of Sal discussing a few of his faves. Now, I‘m not one to judge. To each his own. In the privacy of one’s house, yada yada. I just never thought I’d be applying those sentiments towards porn focused exclusively on the smashing of pumpkins over a cage containing naked women. There’s a lid for every pot, Sal.
Also on this episode, enjoy watching Robin Quivers & Steve Brandano fight off-air about who qualifies as a TRUE Iron Man fan. Steve, as a purest, is invoking the “I was Country before Country was cool” defense in stating the necessity of watching a screening with the far more legitimate comic book-reading fans.
Speaking of Robin, Richard has an ingenious money making plan for her. It may or may not (but totally does) involve selling her urine and/or pubes to multimillionaire superfans. Richard, I think you’ve really stumbled on something here. Listen, theoretically this makes all the sense in the world. Assuming we can find the underground bunker filled with creepy-as-f#ck millionaires holding empty pee bottles in one outstretched hand and wads of cash in the other.*
All this and more on this week’s episode of The Bonus Show! We watch Lisa G on the red carpet of Dinner for Schmucks, Benjy & Jason Kaplan dance up a storm, JD confronts Ronnie about his violent tendencies & Baba Booey uses his glorious Mail Bag to address Fred’s theoretical alternate love life.
Enjoy!
Rachel
*For anyone interested, I did see a Jon Hein nose hair on the news desk last week. Let the bidding begin.