EFF!
October 18, 2010 - 2:49pm
Written by Rachel Fine
Bonus Show! Let us discuss some highlights from this week’s episode. And let us never discuss Yucko the Clown co-hosting with me this week. Because I’m still in a burning hot shower trying to scrub the dirty off me. Moving on.
You might think it would be amusing to watch Medicated Pete & Jason Kaplan toss a ball around the office. And you’d be right. The only way to make it more so is to add commentary by my sassy co-host, Mr. Jon Hein, as he attempts to determine which one of them has a manlier throw. Because all three of them are essentially Fabio-level testosterone machines.
Also this week, we share a clip of the boys in the Wrap Up Show discussing the Will the Farter (aka the “Brutal Master”). Will, we need to talk for a second. It’s amazing that you’ve found a marketable skill, particularly in this economy. I just wonder if you looked into all your options. And if you did, where did gay for pay and ass bubble blowing rank on the target job search list? Also, I personally need to know this- - for science…DOES YOUR WIFE BANG YOU?! Is she into your ass talents?! Let me back up.
When you guys started dating, when in the dating process did you casually mention your day job? And how did that conversation go? I don’t have a lot of drop dead deal breakers right off the bat, but I’ve got to think sitting across from someone at a romantic dinner while they broached the subject of their unique ass aptitude might send me running. Perhaps I'm a smidge more conservative than I thought.
What else this week? I'm glad you asked. Sal effs with Ronnie, Miss Howard TV effs up her reads, and a gentleman caller wants to eff Gary…in the…Ayy.
Enjoy! Arrr*
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(**Rachel) ***
(*** Why is “F” so easily “Eff” and “R” so frustratingly “Arrr”?! Now I feel like you’re associating me with pirates. Eff.)