Howard Stern On Demand

The "C" Word

Written by Rachel Fine

Who’s ready for more Bonus Show goodness?! Some highlights for your perusal:

On this week’s episode of The Bonus Show, Benjy & Gary talk about how hard it is to fight with women. They determine that dropping the “C” bomb is the ultimate death blow. I’m gonna disagree- which might be a controversial stance. Yeah, it’s a disgusting word and it’s completely degrading and I never want to hear it. But I’ve learned if you add a “y” to the end and use it as a verb (“What’s wrong? You’re being so c___y right now.”), it’s almost an endearing insult. I’m not gonna lie, I use it occasionally. Really adding a “Y” to almost any word softens the blow. Take this passage for example: “Honey, I slepty with your best friendy and now I am going to dumpy you.” See?!

I can watch hours of Richard & Sal taunting Ronnie. What I didn’t know until this week is that watching Sal attempt to give Ronnie eskimo kisses takes it up a notch. Speaking of taking it up a notch, we go back inside “The Creative Meeting”, where Benjy pitches “fondle booths” as a way to take nudity to the next level. And now I’ll be having nightmares, fyi.

Benjy hopes for a natural disaster so that he can lose some weight, Richard discusses his pension for going gay and Gange throws both Benjy & Robin over his shoulder in a heroic demonstration of how he might rescue them in the event of some kind of emergency…or maybe he thought they were life size burritos. God help us.

Enjoy!
Rachely