You, sir, have NEVER been to Portland.
November 2, 2010 - 1:12pm
Written by Rachel Fine
On this week’s episode of The Bonus Show, we’ve got footage of Benjy discussing my shoes. And asserting that I’m hot in a “Fran Drescher way”. I have yet to decide if I think that’s a good thing. Although, since he said on-air during my last appearance that he’d date me if he wouldn’t get beaten up, I’m fairly certain it’s complimentary? I’m just saying that girls grow up wanting to look more like Angelina Jolie than The Nanny, but I guess you take what you can get.
Now, many of you are used to Scott DePace “talking crap” so when I say we have a clip of him doing just that, you might assume it’s not literal. But sadly, you’d be wrong. He’s discussing some of his…umm…larger “accomplishments”. And I’ll leave it at that. DOODIE.
There’s not a lot that’s more fun to me than watching Gary the Retard & Beetlejuice fight, it is scary similar to the primaries. They both have very different opinions on a clearly controversial hot-button topic and they stop at nothing in the attempt to make their point. Mostly by repeating the same line over and over while trying to out LOUD each other.
Also this: Ronnie loves “Sex and the City”. I’ve stopped writing punchlines for Ronnie lately. Because everything he does strikes me as completely funny. So…Sex and the City. I know, right?
But that’s not all, Bonus Show lovers. David Arquette oversleeps, we go back inside the Creative Meeting, and the Beaver is back with a technological vengeance. Did we mention he wrote a book? (The Baba, not the Beev.) GO BUY IT!
Enjoy!
Rachel (Drescher?)