Teach a man to fish.
August 17, 2010 - 11:11am
Written by Rachel Fine
I know we devoted an entire episode of The Bonus Show to Ronnie “The Limo Driver” Mund last week. So I really wanted to cover ANYTHING ELSE in this week’s blog. But I can’t, in good conscience, leave this little gem out and not open it up to further discussion. On this week’s episode, Ronnie admits to (SPOILER ALERT!) having some secret desires about Lisa G. When asked how this little fantasy plays out in his mind, he answers the following:
“It’s like this bad boy thing, where I just walk up to her and grab her and say ‘Listen Lisa, the bullshit is over and it’s time. I’ll take you out to dinner first if you want, whatever you want, or we can order in and have a nice… you know, watch a movie and then…you know, do it.”
I want to utilize this blog as a Public Service Announcement to my male readers. Here we go.
There is absolutely NOTHING even remotely hot in the above written statement. Let’s break it down.
A) “the bullshit is over and it’s time”. This is creepy on multiple levels. It’s almost Mel Gibson-esque.
B) “I’ll take you out to dinner first if you want”. Gee, thanks. How generous. Let me guess, drive thru?
C) “Or we can order in and have a nice… you know, watch a movie and then…you know, do it.” Like the great William Shakespeare, you’ve managed to warm my heart with your prose, Ronnie. Bravo.
Whatever. He’s Scoresman. He’s about meeting girls, he’s about meeting guys. He’s about having a good time. But seriously, I bet his own hand would turn him down with that wrap.
Moving on! Try as he might, Benjy cannot understand Will’s sex appeal, as discussed on yet another compelling Bonus Show clip. What’s so hard to understand about it, Benjy? Will is totally cute. Maybe universally cute? Ladies, weigh in on this one. Am I alone here? Is Will cute enough to even pull off Ronnie’s pick up lines?
Also fascinating, JD discusses his thing for big booties. And you know what? I’m not judging him. I’ll go on record as saying in my book, Kim Kardashian has the hands-down best body in Hollywood. Out with the scrawny girls! She’s super curvy and smoking hot. I appreciate a man who can appreciate that! Oh wait- let me clarify, JD- big butts are only hot on girls. I don’t want you doing anything drastic to your rump to get my attention.
Other stuff to look forward to this week- we get to go inside another Creative Meeting, Little People are a BIG debate and our Robotic Camera Operator Brian Phelan shares another G-rated joke with us. Not to be missed my friends.