B..B..B..Benjy and the Hulk!
June 30, 2010 - 5:12pm
Written by Rachel Fine
Have you ever wanted to watch Benjy & Hulk Hogan interact? I can’t say it was a childhood dream of mine, but the more I mull this idea over, the more I find myself filled with questions. Will Hulk call him “Brother”? Will they peacefully discuss Detlev? Will Benjy spontaneously break out into some kind of Hebrew fight song? (hint: yes, no, yes) Well, Bonus Show fans, on this week’s episode, prepare to have this fantasy fulfilled.
If that’s not your fantasy? How about watching Benjy & Tila Tequila together? Will Tila offer him a “shot at love”? Will they completely make out in the hallway? Will she grab his junk? (hint: YES, YES, YES!) The Bonus Show has you covered, yet again.
So, on another fascinating clip this week, Gary says he wants to “be in Ryan Phillipe’s body for a week”. Direct quote. Now, I know on the surface that sounds UNBELIEVABLY GAY, but I think he’s talking more figuratively than literally (remember, this was a comment from Gary, not High Pitch Mike). I can see the upside to sporting Ryan’s body, Gary. I myself can think of a thing or six I’d like to do with it. Anyway…the whole thing got me thinking: if you could become one Stern Show staffer for a week- who would you pick & why? I want answers people!
If you guys were worried that we’d have LESS Richard Christy naked in this week’s Bonus Show (seeing as most of us haven’t bounced back from last week’s Exotic Expo footage) fear not! While Richard is actually clothed in this entire episode (SHOCK!), he does manage to both describe his father’s penis to the gang at the Creative Meeting AND practice new sex positions on Sal under the direction of Joselyn James. So, you know, that’s pretty amazing (the part about him keeping his clothes on, I mean).
While we’re on the topic- I need to include this screen grab @averagejoeart tweeted me from last week’s episode of The Bonus Show. Please note the look of horror and disgust on my face at being that painfully close to even a picture of Richard Christy’s ball sack. PUT SOME PANTS ON, CHRISTY! DAMN IT, MAN! Enjoy the show.