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B..B..B..Benjy and the Hulk!
June 30, 2010 - 5:12pm
Written by Rachel Fine
Have you ever wanted to watch Benjy & Hulk Hogan interact? I can’t say it was a childhood dream of mine, but the more I mull this idea over, the more I find myself filled with questions. Will Hulk call him “Brother”? Will they peacefully discuss Detlev? Will Benjy spontaneously break out into some kind of Hebrew fight song? (hint: yes, no, yes) Well, Bonus Show fans, on this week’s episode, prepare to have this fantasy fulfilled.
If that’s not your fantasy? How about watching Benjy & Tila Tequila together? Will Tila offer him a “shot at love”? Will they completely make out in the hallway? Will she grab his junk? (hint: YES, YES, YES!) The Bonus Show has you covered, yet again.
So, on another fascinating clip this week, Gary says he wants to “be in Ryan Phillipe’s body for a week”. Direct quote. Now, I know on the surface that sounds UNBELIEVABLY GAY, but I think he’s talking more figuratively than literally (remember, this was a comment from Gary, not High Pitch Mike). I can see the upside to sporting Ryan’s body, Gary. I myself can think of a thing or six I’d like to do with it. Anyway…the whole thing got me thinking: if you could become one Stern Show staffer for a week- who would you pick & why? I want answers people!
If you guys were worried that we’d have LESS Richard Christy naked in this week’s Bonus Show (seeing as most of us haven’t bounced back from last week’s Exotic Expo footage) fear not! While Richard is actually clothed in this entire episode (SHOCK!), he does manage to both describe his father’s penis to the gang at the Creative Meeting AND practice new sex positions on Sal under the direction of Joselyn James. So, you know, that’s pretty amazing (the part about him keeping his clothes on, I mean).
While we’re on the topic- I need to include this screen grab @averagejoeart tweeted me from last week’s episode of The Bonus Show. Please note the look of horror and disgust on my face at being that painfully close to even a picture of Richard Christy’s ball sack. PUT SOME PANTS ON, CHRISTY! DAMN IT, MAN! Enjoy the show.
Rachel
Ryan…Call me.
June 2, 2010 - 2:20pm
Written by Rachel Fine
On this week’s episode of The Bonus Show we get a very special look at Richard Christy, sans clothes. Now that I think about it, when Richard wears clothes it’s weird. When he wears a pink cowboy hat and a thong, people don’t really look twice (…potentially because once is enough). At least this footage of Mr. Christy is at the Exotic Expo, where nudity is more contextually appropriate.
Other points of interest- Benjy has a conversation with Ryan Phillipe…about pants. Benjy wants to know Ryan’s pants size. All you had to do was ask me Benjy, I would have told you his pants size and the fact that he prefers boxers over briefs and that he’s on a low carb, high rep workout routine and that he sleeps on the left side of the bed… oh, my lawyer has asked that I stop writing about this topic, moving on….
I can’t imagine the horror of opening up a Playboy Magazine and stumbling upon a picture of your mom. Although, come to think of it, perhaps that’s why my dad started the campaign to have me pose for Turleneck Quarterly instead of Maxim Magazine. I get it now pops. You just had to put it in terms that would make me writhe in a similar uncomfortableness. On this episode of The Bonus Show, David Arquette explains that pleasant day of his life.
Also, Beetlejuice returns to do more Purple Hammering, Techno Beaver takes a break from dam building to review some more technology, Lisa Lampinelli is a beacon of political correctness and Medicated Pete…is Medicated Pete. Lots of show, people!
Enjoy.
Rachel
Janice and Benjy and Takei..oh my!
June 2, 2010 - 2:19pm
Written by Rachel Fine
Here’s what I have to say about Janice Dickinson. Janice adds a certain mysterious and indescribable “je nais se quoi” to any situation (read: she’s an effing trainwreck, and I just can’t get enough). As someone who’s watched every single episode ever of America’s Next Top Model, I can say with great certainty that the show never bounced back after she left. Jon, can I get an “Amen” from the TV guru himself? On this episode of The Bonus Show, we see Janice in the hallway, interacting with Gary and Ronnie. I find myself observing her the way one might observe a wild animal in its natural habitat. From a distance and with great respect. God I love you, Dickenson.
Speaking of wild animals, I need to talk about Benjy Bronk. I was shooting The Bonus Show last week and thought I’d share our conversation so that you might get a glimpse of off-camera Benjy.
Benjy: Hey Rachel, I heard the big news, congratulations!
Me: Thanks Benjy! You should come out to a show some time!
Benjy: Show?
Me (awkwardly): Oh…thought you were talking about my record deal.
Benjy: No, I saw you got like 10 more facebook friends. Congrats.
And then he walks away smiling. Fascinating, Mr. Kaufman 2.0! On this week’s Bonus show we watch Benjy be Benjy. I believe he’s looking for cake crumbs in Steve Brandano’s computer keyboard (is that where he last put them? Retrace your steps, Benjy).
Thank the Bonus Show Gods, there’s no shortage of clips of someone harassing Medicated Pete. This week it’s Richie Wilson’s turn. I still haven’t recovered from last week’s footage of Pete’s painful Takei impression, which I guess is really Pete harassing us. Way to get even, Pete. You’re clearly smarter than any of us.
But wait, there’s more. JD talks about his experiences with gay porn (he’s not gay or anything), Richard discusses the adaptations to his birthday rituals (and he’s not gay or anything either), George Takei explains his Christmas cards (super gay) and we get to go back inside the Stern Show Creative Meeting. Lots of Bonus Show fun for all!
Enjoy.
Rachel
Jet Lagged.
May 20, 2010 - 11:59am
Written by Rachel Fine
Well Stern fans, Jon & I are back from Hawaii and I’ve got to say, the response from taking our show on the road was fantastic. We received many suggestions for future location shoots so that we might bring the Bonus Show more global awareness. So I pose the question to you- where would YOU like to see The Bonus Show report from? (I vote more tropical locations, but that’s purely from a tanning perspective)
I’ll tell you who will NOT be making our travel arrangements, Sal the Stockbroker. On this week’s episode of The Bonus Show, we get a rare glimpse inside the epic fail that is our school system’s geography curriculum. He SERIOUSLY cannot point out California on a globe. California. I’m embarrassed to tell you I’d be hard pressed to identify those little European countries around Lithuania. But California? Sal, I’m worried about you. OMG! Is that why Hein drives you home every day?? Could you not find your way otherwise?! Did you attempt the Hansel/Gretel bread crumbs and learn the hard way that you need adult supervision??
So, I got a ton of facebook messages about Lisa G’s news report this week and I feel I better set the record straight via this blog. YES, I’m a singer & I’m psyched to tell you I did sign a record deal live on stage last week. But I’m sad to report that Beetlejuice has refused my request to record a duet. The Purple Hammer and I have no current plans to tour together and I’ll be honest, I’m really bummed about that. Beet, if you’re reading this, PLEASE reconsider. At least go to karaoke with me. We could totally rock an “Islands in the Stream” or maybe a “Somewhere out There”. Just promise me you’ll think about it.
Lots more fun stuff to look forward to on this week’s episode of The Bonus Show! Medicated Pete attempts a George Takei impression (Oh my!), Robin shares some of her favorite Howard memories, we go backstage on the critically acclaimed “Interview with a Porn Star” with Tory Lane and we’ve got a new installment of “Now Here’s a Joke from our Robotic Camera Operator Brian Phelan” featuring, well, Brian Phelan.
And I’m saving the best for last- Gary the Retard calls in live to discuss the clip we show featuring him in an ice cream eating contest. Chatting on the phone with Gary is something I highly recommend. It’s almost a bucket list experience. God love ya, Gary! :)
Enjoy the show this week.
Rachel
Photos by Chris Gagliardi.
Bios
Jon Hein
Jon Hein is a world renowned pop culture expert who coined the term "jump the shark" and created the website jumptheshark.com. Jon has appeared on numerous television and radio programs, been profiled in popular magazines and newspapers, and has authored two best-selling books. Jon is currently part of The Howard Stern Show and hosts The Wrap Up Show for SiriusXM Satellite Radio, and can be seen as a talking head on a variety of news and entertainment programs.
Rachel Fine
Along with being a TV Host, Rachel Fine is a singer/songwriter from Brooklyn, New York. She has a background in acting, performed in four national tours and sang National Anthems for major sporting events. She has recently released her debut album, Own Your Own, reflective of the sounds of 70s funk, Philly Soul, broken beat and hip hop. The CD is available on iTunes.
Please check out Rachel’s official website at www.rachelfine.com to find links to Rachel’s Twitter, MySpace, YouTube and Facebook pages.