Stick Figure Porn.
March 23, 2010 - 10:02am
Written by Rachel Fine
On this episode of The Bonus Show, Richard schools us on sex ed, Christy style. And let me tell you, only Richard Christy can make a depiction of stick figures performing odd sex acts actually grotesque. I still can’t get the images out of my head. I’m now equating stick figures with obscenely x-rated thoughts. I had a nightmare about a perverted stick figure doing unspeakable things to me last night. Thanks a lot, Richard.
So last week, many of you weighed in on the heated Sexiest Stern Staffer debate. On this episode of The Bonus Show, another title is casually tossed about that clearly requires more voting. Jason Ellis attempts to crown the Creepiest Stern Show Staffer, voting Shuli & Benjy the winners. Agree or disagree? I mean has he not met Richard, Sal, JD or Jason? Because I’m sorry, all fairly creepy in their own special way.
Also, we introduce a new segment called “Ba Ba Booey’s Mail Bag” (weird, but if you say it 5 times fast, it starts to sound like “Ba Ba Booey Smells Bad”, which, for the record, he does not. Although I still can’t look at him and not think “MY GOD, YOU’RE INFESTED!” from episode 2 of The Bonus Show where he talks about having crabs.) On a somewhat related side note, I saw Alice & Wonderland this weekend and could NOT stop thinking that Gary looks a smidge like the Cheshire Cat. In the most complimentary sense, Gary! Shit, Gary’s gonna think I see him as a smelly, creepy cat guy with crabs. Gary, for the record, I think you’re hot. There, I said it.
All this…and Pete the Asian Virgin teaches Jason Kaplan a thing or two about the ancient art of kar-a-tay. So, if a stick figure ever sexually assaults you, you’ll have a defensive move or two.